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"Shown here picking up her groceries for the day is Mrs. Sandra Schefer of Scarsdale, New York, with her dog, Herman. Convicted of drunk driving in an unfortunate incident that involved a '59 Cadillac Eldorado Convertible, a country club bellboy, and a rotunda fountain... she needed to find a vehicle that would allow her to drive, despite her suspended license. Mrs. Schefer applied her considerable reasoning ability to her problem. She found just the ticket in this nifty 1961 Lambretta three-wheeler. It seems that this not-quite-a-motorcycle, not-quite-a-car contraption, fell through the laws of New York State, and did not require a license to drive. Not only that, but she found that it could easily carry a case of whiskey, some vodka, and all her bloody mary ingredients while still leaving room for her dog."
